The Only True Guide to Russia: Hidden Secrets Revealed
Captions: 1: “Everyone who has never been to Russia is well aware of the fact . . .” 2: “. . . That gypsies stroll there along the streets leading a bear on the chain. But no one knows that . . .” 3: “These bears are artificial and controlled remotely!!!”
Captions: 1: “Everybody has heard or read about Russian frosts . . .” 2: “. . . That last sometimes all year long and cover the earth with 10 metres layer of snow. That’s true. But not everybody knows that these frosts . . .” 3: “. . . are created by gigantic refrigerators hidden in Kremlin cellars!!!!”
Captions: 1: “Moscow can be very different. It can be official . . .” 2: “. . . informal . . .” “unofficial . . .” 3: “. . . and it can be absolutely unofficial!”
Captions: 1: “Where are you going to? Your papers!” 2: no speech. 3: If I paint my hair blond, they would stop me anyway . . .
Captions: 1: “The Moscow Underground leads you to Moscow River . . .” 2: “. . . to Yauza River, to Kremlin and wherever else . . .” “And lately . . .” 3: “I’ve happened to find a way to the Moon.”
Captions: 1: “Do you know why the Moscovites drink so much?” 2: Man 1: “Because beer is liquid bread!” Man 2: “And vodka kills the germs!” Man 3: “And wine saves from radiation!” 3: “Well, they just like it!” “And there is nothing else to add!”
Captions: 1: “Moscow is a port of seven seas . . .” 2: “The spires of Moscow Towers dive into the clouds . . .” 3: “Sometimes I think I can reach the skies . . . and no sea would cover my bare knees!”